Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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