The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
That's when you crack a 10am beer
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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