It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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