and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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