It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
