She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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