:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
