U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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