i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
the day after is always just damage control
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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