We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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