She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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