i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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