It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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