yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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