Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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