Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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