so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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