Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I could fuck to npr.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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