She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
