what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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