Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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