How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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