id be glad to
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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