why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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