What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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