Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
