If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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