yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
