Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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