is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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