I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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