Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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