So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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