everyone is single if you try hard enough
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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