If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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