the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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