we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
This house was built for laser tag.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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