it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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