Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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