is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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