The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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