yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do vagina's smell?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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