Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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