I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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