She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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