i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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