one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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