How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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