It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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