Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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