the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
