I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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