Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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