he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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