She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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