Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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