Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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